This page has ceased to be!

It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This page is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late page! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed it to the sidebar it would be pushing up the daisies! Its digital processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
This.... is an EX-PAGE!